A Word With Our President: On Super Tuesday

RMD: Mr. President with the results of the Republican primary coming in for our great state of Zardonia…

PFA: NO I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO THE NORTH AMERICAN MAN BOY LOVE ASSOCIATION!

RMD: What are you going on about now?

PFA: I keep trying to call my chauffer but I keep getting the local NAMBLA office

RMD: Sir I guess that you are not aware that some of the area codes are about to be changed. It has been discovered that the 304 area code will be exhausted by the end of the year. At any rate, back to the primary…

PFA: Something must be done. I can’t learn three new numbers my brain is already so full of knowledge that there can’t possibly be more room.

RMD: Sir what can you do, there are only so many combinations of telephone numbers to be made.

PFA: What is causing this disaster?

RMD: Well sir there is a massive influx of people moving….

PFA: Babies!

RMD: Babies sir?

PFA: People are having too many babies and those babies are learning to use the telephone at a younger and younger age. I’m going to propose new legislation that will make it illegal for babies to use the telephone!

RMD: Sir I hardly think that is the issue.

PFA: Whew! I’m glad I had that crisis averted. Now anyway what were you saying about the elections?

RMD: Sir, I don’t know if you’re aware of this or not, but Mike Huckabee recently won Zardonia’s Republican Presidential Nomination, I just wanted to get your thoughts on this.

PFA: Mike Huckabee did what!? This is treason against me, Mike Huckabee must be stopped! I must call the Mardonian Militia and quell this uprising.

RMD: Sir…

PFA: *picks up phone and dials* Hello?...Who is this?...The National Union for Bums…No I do not have any spare change…*hangs up the phone*

RMD: Sir, Mike Huckabee did not get elected president of humble Mardonia. He won the republican primary for the great state of Zardonia.

PFA: Oh…I see. Good for him…I love Walker Texas Ranger.



RMD