PFA: Well I don't want to brag but...
RMD: But what?
PFA: You're welcome
RMD: Sir, I'm afraid I don't understand.
PFA: Well I have a La Resistance exclusive for you. I'm single handedly responsible for getting the welcoming signs changed.
RMD: Sir, How did you manage that.
PFA: I met up with some friends from the Arm the Homeless Campaign and well...armed the homeless and told them that if they wanted a happy meal they would pressure the Zardonian government to get those signs changed.
RMD: Sir, I'm not sure that I agreed with your methods, but what prompted this sudden surge in interest? In general you're so indifferent on matters such as this.
PFA: I'm opening a brothel, it's called the Lewinsky. I need those signs for publicity. I was driving by and saw the picture of two mountains spread eagle with a fertile valley in the middle
and it said "Open for Business" and I thought to myself "that would be perfect for my new bordello." So I hatched my elaborate scheme.RMD:.....
PFA: What's the matter with you?
RMD: Oh sir, I'm sorry I just thought for a minute that you had a genuine interest in the opinions and desires of the people of Mardonia.
PFA: Nope, not in the least.
RMD: Well, sir to you're credit I do suppose that indirectly you did some good. Sir, it is also reported that Zardonian ambassador Byrd has allotted a large sum of money for a new rail trail, what are your thoughts?
PFA: What's that? I couldn't hear you over the crunching of these pork rinds I'm eating.
RMD: I was asking about...
PFA: Ohhh this bacon is soooooo good.
RMD: Sir!
PFA: These pig's feet are absolutely orgasmic!
RMD: Sir!
PFA: What!, can't a man enjoy various pork products in peace without these constant interruptions.
RMD: Sir, I wanted to ask about the new rail trail.
PFA: I think it's great. *whispers he's got my office bugged* The rail trail is a great use of taxpayer dollars. Did you know that Zardonian ambassador Byrd's one hundred and thirty-second birthday is coming up next week? Don't tell him, but I got him a fifty-five gallon drum of fresh stem cells, it's great for the skin.
RMD: Sir, is there anything else that's happening around Mardonia this week?
PFA: I've initiated my new Parking Sexiness Counter Initiative. The Islamic extremists have turned our gorgeous meter maid into a jolly old bald man. Will those basterds stop at nothing? Under my new initiative plastic surgery will be openly available for free for all of our meter maids.
RMD: Thank you sir for another amazingly complicated solution to a simple problem
RMD
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