A Word with Our President: Super Delegate

RMD: Mr. President what in God’s name are you wearing

PFA: How did you know my secret identity?

RMD: The name plate on your desk says President Awesome

PFA: I do not know this President Awesome you speak of, for I am Super Delegate. I have the powers of flight, laser vision, and having a more important opinion than you.

RMD: Mr. President…

PFA: My name is Super Delegate!

RMD: Well…Super Delegate I think you’re mistaken, I’m not sure that you’re a super hero

PFA: This is blasphemy, I am a super hero, see it says so right here

*PFA hands a document to RMD. RMD reads it over.*

PFA: See, this paper is the source of my powers, I am Super Delegate.

RMD: *sighs* Mr. President….

PFA: Super Delegate

RMD: Sir, this paper says that you have been elected as a super delegate to the Democratic National Convention for the great state of Zardonia. You don’t have super powers at all.

PFA: So I don’t get to wear a leotard with a cool crest on it, and I can’t fly or shoot lasers from my eyes.

RMD: No sir, I’m afraid not.

PFA: But my opinion still matters more than yours?

RMD: Yes sir, it certainly appears that way.

PFA: Awesome

RMD