PFA: It's a celebration bitches! Come on in, join the party!
RMD: Mr . President, what are we celebrating and why are you donning full military garb?
PFA: We're celebrating the Mardonian victory over the River Rats, we finally won, we did it! Through years and years of valiant effort and at the expense of millions of dollars and thousands of lives we finally destroyed the River Rats.
RMD: Mr. President, I'm afraid you're once again mistaken.
PFA: We will now annex their lands and take their women for our own.
RMD: Mr. President the victory was one of athletics and not military.
PFA: You mean...
RMD: I'm afraid that's right.
PFA: You mean I don't get to rape and pillage and burn their homes to the ground?
RMD: I'm afraid not.
PFA: Hmmmm...well....while I'm dressed this way.
*PFA makes his way through the crowd to a podium at the front of the room.*
PFA: My fellow Mardonians the time has come that we act against the imminent threat that is Fistperteria. They have stood in opposition to Mardonia too long and I for one am tired of their meager existence on this planet. So in front of you, my fellow Mardonians I do declare that I as the President of this humble land, so as to protect our children from great danger do declare war on Fistpeteria. For far too long we have only asserted athletic dominance over them and now we shall rape, pillage and plunder their land. We will defeat the Fistperians, annex their land and take their women for our own. So man gather your weapons, and we shall march onward to victory and establish ourselves as the dominant people in this land. Long live Maronia!
*The crowd explodes in joyous uproar.*
RMD: Oh no...
PFA: Let that be a lesson to you about politics. When your reality is false make your reality real.
RMD: Oh no...
PFA: Now comeone everyone, let's burn down a building and throw the debris in a protected wetland and pass the expenses on to the taxpayers to celebrate.
*Crowd goes wild*
RMD: Oh no.....
To Be Continued.................
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