RMD: Mr. President I hope you are ashamed of your actions this week.
PFA: Is that a question?
RMD: No it is outrage, after the things you said and your actions last week, making me call you Professor and calling me stupid for not going to University you obtained your degrees fraudulently!
PFA: What are you talking about? I am smart, see this piece of paper says so!
RMD: The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette-Journal-Review- and tire care center recently conducted an interview with Carnegie Melon officials and uncovered the truth about your degree sir, the jig is up.
PFA: Those bastards! I should've suspected the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette-Journal-Review- and tire care center, they always had it out for me! Constantly jealous of my strong economic policies. Do you know how great Mardonia is compared to Pittsburgh? Hmmm? Do you? Did you know our unemployment rate is only 5.9%. Thanks to my economic savvy I have 94.1% of Mardonias working at our fine local businesses.
RMD: Sir!
PFA: I mean is this any way to treat such an influential leader!
RMD: SIR!!!
PFA: WHAT?
RMD: Pittsburgh's unemployment rate is only 5.2%.
PFA: Well, it is only......slightly better than Mardonia's.
RMD: But sir, 5.2% of Pittsburgh's population is more than seventeen thousand people, more than Mardonia's entire population.
PFA: Damn it man can't you just let me have this one, why do you always have to piss all over my ego huh?
RMD: Sir, Mardonia is leading the eastern panhandle in unemployment what should we do.
PFA: Move to Pittsburgh!
*PFA gets up and storms out.*
These stories can be found at:
Fraudulent degree of Joe Manchin's daughter:
http://74.95.82.237:591/mmonline/FMPro?-db=mmonline.fp5&-format=record%5fdetail.html&-lay=allfields&lay=allfields&Category=Editorial&ArticleStatus=Current&-max=20&-recid=12585600&-find=
Unemployment Statistics:
http://74.95.82.237:591/mmonline/FMPro?-db=mmonline.fp5&-format=record%5fdetail.html&-lay=allfields&lay=allfields&Category=Editorial&ArticleStatus=Current&-max=20&-recid=12585601&-find=
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