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If You Haven't Got Anything Nice to Say About Anyone...Come and Sit Next To Me
McDonalds or Diary Queen
Mardonian Secret Police Log
Recorded by Imperial Officer
Rusty Shackelford
April 21- Illegal beastiality with an animal under five pounds.
April 22- Illegal picking of dingleberries on privat property suspect informed of law
April 23- Suspicious behavior at Bamby Lees asked massage therapist for a happy ending
April 24- Dui informed man that Jim Beam was not a deity and that he was not God
April 25- Provided police escort for funeral of PFA's Hamster Jimmy
The Mardonian Secret Police also violated 870 constitutional rights and conducted 230 illegal cavity searched and prostate exams.
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