Group Flirting

As a member of male society I, like many of you have engaged in group flirtation with those of the opposite sex. Many of you are now wondering what "group flirting" is and how it is performed, well let me assure you that it happens everyday in college campuses and high schools across our nation, I also imagine that it happens in offices and bars as well. Group flirting is a practice in which a group of males surround a lone female and all at the same time try to assert dominance over the other and win the affections of the female.
I saw this in practice just today in the hallways outside of my classes. A group of eligible and of course horny college males were all competing for one singular female. I laughed about this quietly in my head as I watched them all making a futile attempt at gaining the opportunity to perform sensual acts. Little did these guys know that none of them would ever have a chance at what they were ultimately seeking.
These inexperienced men were chasing a false dream. All of the times I have seen this in practice throughout high school and my brief college career I have never heard of one instance in which this tactic leads to its ultimate end. The practice is desirable for the men because many of them at this age find one on one time with women awkward and uncomfortable. Having your friends there seems to make your chances of being witty and clever more likely in that it creates a comfortable and laid back environment, but it also thins an individuals chances by spreading them among a group. The practice is of course desirable to women because it seems that attention equals sustenance for young attractive females.
The reason it doesn't work is because most women aren't interested in sleeping with an entire group of men. Take a lesson from the Night at the Roxberry guys, this doesn't work. If a girl feigns interest in you and your friends that means she is not interested in you.

PFA